| THE OLYMPICS!! |
[Aug. 17th, 2004|09:13 pm] |
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I just LOVE the olympics!!
GO AUSSIES!!
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| how interesting.. |
[Aug. 16th, 2004|04:17 pm] |
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-And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word Lisp ?
-If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide is it considered a hostage situation?
-If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
-Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
-Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
-What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
-Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
-Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?
-is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
-Do they use sterilised needles for lethal injections?
-Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?
-If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
-If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
-If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
-What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
-What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
-Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
-Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
-Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
-do stairs go up or down?
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
-Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
-Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
-Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
-Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
-If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
-Can a person choke and die on a lifesaver?
-What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
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| It's been a while.. |
[Aug. 10th, 2004|03:15 pm] |
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Yes..5 days is a while.
I promised myself that i would update this frequently! BAH!
Well, i'm going to the hair dressers today to cut off my hair! :eek:
I'm sick of it, so it's time to go...
If i look half descent, i will post pictures for you all! Oh...how nice of me..
ALSO, I read in Rolling Stone the other day Daniel Johns is collaborating with Luke Steele from the Sleepy's. DAMMIT, i wish he'd stop procrastonating and record a new silverchair album. STOP WITH THE COLLABORATIONS!!
There we go, all better! :D |
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| Not a lot to say.. |
[Aug. 5th, 2004|04:14 pm] |
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I honestly don't have a lot to say.
I'm not a fan of splurging my deepest feelings onto a public journal, so i'll just keep it to funny websites and rude pictures, ok? GOOD!! |
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| Hmm...Something's missing.. |
[Aug. 2nd, 2004|09:44 pm] |
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I was just pondering what my LJ is missing.
And all of a sudden it hit me..
HOT PORNO CLIPS!!!
*CLICK HERE!* |
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| My first entry.. |
[Aug. 2nd, 2004|06:12 pm] |
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Welcome to my Live Journal.
I am very happy because the LJ website decided to work for me, and i could FINALLY start a journal..I don't know why, nothing worthy of it's own web page happens to me.
Enjoy reading about my mediocure life!
:D
To complete my entry, here is a picture of a drag queen..
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